I'm not disappeared, do not worry. A little 'black by commitments and Scazzi different, but still alive. And sorry if I did not have time to respond to your brilliant and interesting interpretations of my dream-hallucinatory hallucinogen (yes I know, I know you would have preferred if I had posted a allucirosse ) as soon as I'll try to fix it. And see also here and there in your zompettare bloggosi corners, leaving a few words and a trail of scent "grape-kiwi" of the wonderful bubble bath that now stands in my shower.
Meanwhile, to cheer the waiting, I leave you a nice treat that I found recently in the mail. I did smile, I hope to do the same effect on you, my friends spippolosilosi. Good weekend to everyone.
LETTER TO LUCIANA Litizzetto ANDREA BIAVARDI, DIRECTOR OF THE MONTH "FOR MEN"
I confess. I succumbed to the temptation to buy the new men's magazine 'Magazine For Men'.
Besides, how could I resist the fascinating topics announced by the cover (which, incidentally, portrays a man with a face like a dick and a white terry towel that does so much 'cool by dressing')? At least four
memorable titles:
- 'Let her say enough tonight!'
- 'Rich by Easter: 15 great ideas'
-' Tips: eat twice halves'
- 'Stop smoking, and flights to the Caribbean '.
I do not want to disappoint the gifted director Andrew Biavardi, but to say "enough" on a woman are already very good all by themselves because usually we have had enough after the first three minutes. Your challenge is to make her say "AGAIN!" To the limit. Think about for the next issue.
regard to the slogan 'rich by Easter', well, Mr. Biavardi if he wants to do things properly, in the next issue also attach two nice gadget: hood and wrench.
the promise 'Eat two and become the middle', however, they also tend to believe. You have to see half of it. If I eat twice, Mr. Biavardi, I get the exact half of the Parthenon, in fact.
Finally, also on the cover depicts the word 'Quit smoking and flights to the Caribbean'. Look sir, I have never known someone who has stopped smoking and who went on a tropical island to celebrate. On the other hand I have heard a lot of people who start smoking illegal substances and he made some trips without even leaving the house that she did not even imagine.
But this is only the beginning. An illusion that the worst is already all over the cover but no, the best is inside!
I confess. I succumbed to the temptation to buy the new men's magazine 'Magazine For Men'.
Besides, how could I resist the fascinating topics announced by the cover (which, incidentally, portrays a man with a face like a dick and a white terry towel that does so much 'cool by dressing')? At least four
memorable titles:
- 'Let her say enough tonight!'
- 'Rich by Easter: 15 great ideas'
-' Tips: eat twice halves'
- 'Stop smoking, and flights to the Caribbean '.
I do not want to disappoint the gifted director Andrew Biavardi, but to say "enough" on a woman are already very good all by themselves because usually we have had enough after the first three minutes. Your challenge is to make her say "AGAIN!" To the limit. Think about for the next issue.
regard to the slogan 'rich by Easter', well, Mr. Biavardi if he wants to do things properly, in the next issue also attach two nice gadget: hood and wrench.
the promise 'Eat two and become the middle', however, they also tend to believe. You have to see half of it. If I eat twice, Mr. Biavardi, I get the exact half of the Parthenon, in fact.
Finally, also on the cover depicts the word 'Quit smoking and flights to the Caribbean'. Look sir, I have never known someone who has stopped smoking and who went on a tropical island to celebrate. On the other hand I have heard a lot of people who start smoking illegal substances and he made some trips without even leaving the house that she did not even imagine.
But this is only the beginning. An illusion that the worst is already all over the cover but no, the best is inside!
On page 52 there is a compelling and informative service with photos editorial on 'How unfasten the bra ' which takes account of the various models (classic, seductive, sports ...). Apart from the intelligence service itself, I would like the council to quickly undo the sports model, which is: "If you give us a spirit is cut with scissors! . Biavardi, I assure you that I am a woman very funny, but if a man who may have known little, in a moment of intimacy draws me out from his pocket a pair of scissors, at least I think it's the monster of Milwaukee and best's kicked in the balls that the month after the person in question moves from her Donna Moderna Magazine For Men.
On page 50 then, you touch the top thanks to a service that addresses the thorny question: 'If your pet iguana tries with your wife' . The article says, in fact, that there are several cases of sexual harassment against women of iguana with the cycle. Listen Mr. Biavardi, she has never seen a woman with a cycle? Follow me sir, do not speak of a woman riding the scooter. I speak of women in those days there. Here look, I have those days in the wax It's cousin and the friendliness of Godzilla, I would approach to within a hundred yards included a Velociraptor is' iguana.
And finally, the apotheosis itself: the test 'Are you a stallion or a duffer?' . The questions are among the funniest things I've ever read in my life. In practice, you are deemed a stallion if you answer yes to questions like this: 'Did you ever do with a woman and, shortly afterwards, with his roommate?' A lot of times! At the nursing home 'Domus Mariae'. O 'To be called by a woman asking if you can come to you at nine o'clock in the morning?' Yes, of course, by a representative of Elf. I will stop here. Women, console ourselves: once a month we will have our own things well, but they have once a month for Men Magazine at newsstands.
Mica know who is worse!
Luciana Littizetto
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